- 23:32 Me and @Hunky_Dory made an igloo out in the snow near the Russian Embassy! Hope it's there tomorrow or next week. #Snowpocalypse #
- 23:32 The grammatical incorrectness of that last tweet makes me cry, but Jeff says if I put the @ in the front people won't see it. Truth? Y/N #
- 23:56 Ugh please no more snow please! I don't want to walk to work tomorrow. #
- 20:33 My Ad-Art is showing me pictures of the pyramids of Giza with the title "Mexican" over them. Took me a minute. :/ #
- 20:39 Ad for Westminster Dog Show is using Lady Gaga song. Weird Y/N #
- 00:59 Oh god I love Jersey Shore so much. Who wants to go with me and be a Guido/Guidette?? #
- 02:11 Considering my bedtime I will be taking part in the State of the Union sleeping game. When the president speaks: Sleep. #
- 00:15 I am sick as a dog. Conversely, my dog is totally fine. #
- 00:48 I AM THE CUTEST KITTY #
- 20:05 Today's adventure: Finding my passport. My room won't know what hit it. #
- 20:15 Oh man 10 minutes and I find my passport. That was anti-climactic. Still cleaning, though. #
- 17:32 I keep thinking today is Tuesday. It throws my whole schedule off awkwardly. #
- 23:39 Of the one million job applications I just sent out, please, dear God, let me hear back from at least some. #
- 22:36 The list of things that I'm addicted to now includes Heroes. Why didn't anyone tell me about this brand of crack?? #
- 01:17 I am way too pleased that the scary lady on Millionaire Match Maker has quit her fugly bangs. #
- 21:55 Stuffing my face full of pasta before MA101 final. I just hope I can stay awake during logs. #
- 16:54 Arabic test today at 2:45. Sleeeeeeepy. Nap first? #
- 01:48 People, stop flashing your flipping brights at me when I'm driving. These are not my brights. THESE ARE MY BRIGHTS. #
- 02:01 Mum's laptop went into hard drive failure. Jeff's helping the fam through this hard time. #
- 01:28 Rosy cheeked like Santa after 'nog. #
- 19:12 Hey, English teacher, you and I are clearly suffering from differing views. You: This essay needs work. Me: I have one more class. I win. #
- 23:29 Things I learn in Arabic class: Iranians insult people by calling them "lizard-eating Arabs." Also, Arab people eat lizards. #
- 21:58 Jeeze, lady, take a chill pill. It's just a parking spot. #
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